I have a sushi story too. In grad school there was a dopy “I’ve traveled all over the world because my daddy paid for it and is paying for me to do this now too” shithead a year or two ahead of me, who liked to brag that he held the most sushi roles eaten in one sitting record for the department we were in. His record…

GET THE MAYOR OF TELEVISION ON THE PHONE!

♫ ♫ Celino and Barrrrnesss the injury attorneyssss, call 854-2020 ♫ ♫

You shut your whore mouth! THE BILLS MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT!
/guzzles tallboy of Labatt Blue
//cries