I didn't think of Moaning Myrtle, but now I'm not going to be able to get her out of my head, dammit.

"It's a way of life."

Music - Patti Smith, even though I was too young for her first hurrah. The lady still rocks.

I was waiting for it from the moment they tied her up. Brilliant.

Oh, my God. It's time for me to give in and get an Audible account.

Not to worry, all of us have been clueless at AV Club (et al.) at one time or another. Certainly I have :)

Remember the Mayor of Sunnydale? He was always having to eat weird things to prepare for his transformation into a giant exploding worm.

Thirty. Thirty Tyrian shekels.

Maybe the male line ended? That just happened in my family.

Really?! That makes me ridiculously happy.

Along with Ben Whishaw and Benedict Cumberbatch.

Thank you, you have made my day :)

"The smarter thing would be to make him Crane's."

Scalps. Scalps of many colors would have worked. Or shreds of their clothes.

Yeah, where the heck was Jenny? Besides the part where she was the Invisible Influence behind Ichabod's driving technique. If "technique" is the word I'm looking for …

Hessians!!!

Of course! And perhaps consuming bone marrow instead of bile.

I am still arguing (largely to deaf ears) that tomatoes don't generate that much red juice so Denethor must be eating a Gondorian fruit that bleeds when you bite it.

I was wondering the same thing! Cousins marrying?

Cool, thanks!