That antlered Doe is almost certainly a genetic anomaly. Probably an XXY aneuploidy. The news story does not say how close to a nuclear power plant this deer was bagged.

The damn thing was even sold out at one point.

Holy shit. I had to look that up for myself. Bravo to whomever came up with that. I can’t even be mad at that. I want to see the people paying $85 for this.

That looks like some shit I’d make up as part of a possible scam but then feel too ashamed to actually sell it to people.

Anyway, if I’m putting any antlers on the table, they’re gonna be real. None of these poseur antlers for me. I’m taking down Bambi’s mom and then making her head the centerpiece of my turkey dinner.

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Same. I was beside myself during the debate. How is it possible he looks THAT much of a mess? Damn, I get my thrift store finds tailored and they look like a million bucks.

Oh my god, he looks like a flasher lurking outside a woman’s bathroom.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

“Trump’s just an idiot with no sense of aesthetics”

Ted Cruz’s suits and coats just crack me up. My dad spent 26 years in Air Force uniforms, had trouble adjusting to civilian business casual,and wears dad jeans, but he still manages to get his dress clothes tailored and buy trench coats that fit. There shouldn’t be room for two people in your clothes.

I’ve seen heavier guys where they’re dressed to the nines and all you think is DAMN that’s a suit. Seriously. Maybe an unorthodox pinstripe and matching pocket square, or what have you, but I do so love a nicely tailored guy.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

“Louie Gohmert started eating glass!”