If being a woman was a job I think I would have quit when I started getting boobs and stares from weirdos.

cool that will be .77

It’s a fascist dictatorship out there, and if you don’t step very carefully you’ll be stabbed and clubbed and the dogs will lick your blood.

This dude could keep this coffee cup full.

Goddammit, where’s my paycheck!?

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

I love when people whine about “PC.”

“Career woman”? Being a woman is a job? That means we just need to get our current women new jobs!

The Guardian website has this lovely, slightly passive aggressive notice that pops up discreetly at the bottom of the screen when you visit with your ad blocker on: “We have noticed you are browsing with an ad blocker. Perhaps you would care to support the Guardian in some other way? [click here to donate].” Very…

Paypal, for the win. Added a comment, to note that it’s because they’re picking you up. Thanks for the reminder/heads up.👍

OK, so here’s the thing: I’m not going to rip into anyone for using AdBlocker. I get it; really, I do. No rage here.

Which is ridiculous. I started reading jezebel for the pieces by Erin Gloria Ryan, specifically those on women’s rights that weren’t covered elsewhere. Now she’s gone and jez wants to be the Hairpin with Rookie’s audience. Do not care for.

I thought I read that Jezebel isn’t even going to be doing much of the political stuff anymore, just celebrity gossip. Because we ladies love our gossip? Ugh. I’ve never been a fan of Wonkette, but I’ll learn.

Awww, one last Pinkham’s Law. Thanks for coming.

Fuck Gawker for not keeping this much-needed break from reality around.

“This will be the last Behind Closed Ovens to appear on Kitchenette. It will not, however, be the last Behind Closed Ovens. Starting next Monday, November 30, the series will continue on Wonkette.”

DAMNIT!! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I DON’T START OUT IN THE GREYS.

The visiting cousin is my future mother in-law, and she still has a scar on her forehead from the blast. Someone has certainly set us up the bomb!

Those two little girls' names?

Everybody get into the fridge!