And so say all of us!

Yes, but even so ...

I know! Victoria Beckham would crumble. Taylor Swift would cry for mercy.

Yes, TR did say that! I just quoted it too, whoops.

I'm trying to remember if it was a pet mouse or a pet snake that she liked to pull out of her pocket at stuff Washington tea parties.

Locals were shocked to hear this week that they were quitting their posts and moving from the hall, which is said to be visited by Kate's mother Carole on a very regular basis.

It was hard work, but I am so fucking proud that my son (well into his teens) says "May I please have ..." and "Thank you" to every server, counter person, whatever. Even if I'm not there (I've checked).

Speaking as a native Texan (who fled)? You have to memorize the damned flags, trust me.

I only had two years of Texas history - there was some school switching so maybe I managed to skip one session.

1) I love Nathan Fillion. 2) This particular moment in his career was perfection at the time, and continues to be perfection all these years later. 3) Thank you for deploying it now.

Oh, yeah. My fave phone call, also from the day of the wedding: "I forgot I'm having furniture delivered today."

WHO THINKS THIS IS AN APPROPRIATE THING TO DO?! Without asking?!

Oh, God, version control!! So difficult.

I had to make a couple of awkward calls about that exact problem, and most especially had to tell one colleague that her boytoy-of-the-week - a particularly obnoxious specimen - was NOT invited.

The one time a friend tried mayonnaise in my presence - overnight, with a shower cap - it was springtime out in the country. She woke up with her head covered with tiny black ants, fortunately not the bitey kind. Much shampooing ensued.

What's wonderful about this is not just his complaints - which were fair enough at a time when search engines were barely working. It's that all the good stuff he thinks isn't going go happen? Has happened.

I still remember - and it's been a loooong time - the day I had to go to school (9th grade) after sleeping in foam rollers. My hair came out just indescribably awful - straight in spots, straight at some of the ends, curling in odd directions all over the place ... shudder.

Spit take!

Game with the sound on. Game with the sound on. Oh lord, I had that a few weeks ago - and the guy was sitting two seats away from me on a plane. Thank god for ear buds and my trusty little iPod Nano.

LLAMA DRAMA.