I still remember - and it's been a loooong time - the day I had to go to school (9th grade) after sleeping in foam rollers. My hair came out just indescribably awful - straight in spots, straight at some of the ends, curling in odd directions all over the place ... shudder.

Spit take!

Game with the sound on. Game with the sound on. Oh lord, I had that a few weeks ago - and the guy was sitting two seats away from me on a plane. Thank god for ear buds and my trusty little iPod Nano.

LLAMA DRAMA.

Just tried it - entertaining, and a great idea, but the pacing's off. I'll have to stick to Yakety Sax.

Because you just want the sex to be over. Ugh.

With you. It's been two months of bad, with a couple of total freaking nightmares happening simultaneously the last two weeks. This column ... thank you, Kitchenette.

Well, they're arthropods, but they're in the Malacostraca class of crustaceans, which also includes crabs and shrimp, as well as woodlice, so ...

I love lobster BUT there are plenty of delicious foods out there that won't put you in anaphylactic shock, FFS.

It's a nice thought, seriously, and you can try - but you won't be present to enforce it. It's tricky: who is served by the funeral? If it's the dead person, then it's about respect; if the mourners, then it's about comfort. My dad's memorial service was long and not really what he had wanted, because my mother had…

The garter thing is just disgusting - I'm so sorry you had to deal with that!

I think if I heard "obey" I would feel morally obligated to leave the ceremony. Even my most overly religious friend didn't say "obey."

Depends on the Bridezilla factor. I wouldn't have given a good god damn and probably wouldn't have even noticed. In fact, I didn't give a damn (my mother in law wore white to our actual wedding) (I mean, I did notice that, but whatever).

Good for her. Stupid bouquet toss. I never wanted to catch one, and at my own wedding I threw the bouquet backwards, over my shoulder, and it got stuck in a chandelier. Eventually it fell down and the flower girl picked it up.

Heh. The biggest wedding I was ever in - biggest I ever attended, come to think of it - involved 11 (eleven, seriously) bridesmaids and 3 tiny attendants. The two flower girls were chill, but the page had a bad moment about halfway to the altar and started howling, and it went on for quite a while before his mom could…

I did it; didn't regret it at all. Relatives and close friends were welcome to bring their kids, and most did. Those friends who weren't very close just left them at home by default - so maybe I got lucky.

I decided early on in the planning not to be tense about disturbances, because the more in control you're determined to be, the more things go wrong. So I opened the gates to children, cheerfully, and would have done so even if both my attendants hadn't had children under 2. On the other hand, I said no to people's…

I love her so much. My favorite performance of "Let It Go" (that I've seen so far) is from the night after the Oscars ...

Oh, thank you for the heads-up, that makes me so happy! I shall seek it out :)