I’ll call the Whambulance for you.

I was hoping it was a “Rod from God” sent to destroy whoever was listening to that crappy music.

We all deserve better than what we get. You and I and the President of the United States, we all get old and die. None of us deserve to have our unique ideas and memories lost forever.

I’ve been waiting for a payoff on this wall shit for about 6 years now. Honestly, now I don’t give a fuck about the Wall, or Jon Snow, or anything connected with the wall. Just show me Tyrian and Khalessi’s stories, and screw everything else.

The huge, glaring deficiency with this article is that YOU FUCKING DONT NEED A FUCKING WATCH YOU FUCKING MORONS. You have a phone with the time and everything else on it. Also, you spend most of your life sitting in front a computer which also has the time on it. Your car also has the time displayed in it.

You kids today with your “It’s only 20fps” and “It takes forever to load”. I used to play games on my Atari 800. Which you loaded from tape. TAPE, as in CASSETTE TAPE.

What BirdDroppings said. I am not a firefighter or anything, but I live in a area with lots of rivers(foothills of CA) and people drown all the time here. ALL THE TIME. Kayaking, swimming, accidentally fell in, drove car off bridge, etc.

They are also opposed to fun and joy.

So, you want to them to quadruple your battery life by adding 1.0 millimeters to the thickness of your phone?

Sure. Just learn chemistry and nano-scale industrial manufacturing, and make it. You’ll make a zillion dollars.

My opinion is, of course, based on my experience, which might not be true in every place. I am also guilty, because I saw things that seemed very wrong, and did nothing. Stuff like a teacher berating girls about their physical characteristics in front of the class until they broke down. This was a long time ago, maybe…

I wouldn’t prevent children from exploring an art form. I think we should just be honest with parents about what the life is really like.

I love ballet. On my side of the stage, we are trained to not be impressed. To not be taken in by the magic. To play cards while the dancing is going on and get up to do our cues when we hear the right music. To me, ballet still seems like magic.

I went to a performing arts college with a ballet school. A serious ballet school(which was a high school attached to the college), with a crazy German Ballet Mistress. I knew a lot of ballerinas, and saw a lot of what happened in their lives. It’s brutal. Criticized for every physical flaw, constantly ranked against…

In your case, being a second career, it kind of depends on your talents and background. As you’ve probably already seen, there are really four tracks in theater - sound, lighting(electrics), scenery and costuming. Are you good at working with wood and power tools? Were you an electrician, or least know something about…

Full disclosure: I’ve worked on a bunch of ballets as a tech, I’m a dude, and I love ballet. That being said, never sign your daughters up for ballet. It’s a terrible, terrible world.

I know, right? I can’t believe there was a new one. I thought The Bugle was dead, dead, dead. Long live the Bugle!

Trying to decide if John Oliver’s humor is for you? I have two words for you my friend: “The Bugle”. Go forth and be welcome.

We all know this is a terrible idea, right? You are far more likely to end up damaging the wire, the insulation or both. Poor wire connections can cause arcing, which can lead to fires.

I’m not trying to lessen the value of his labor, as it’s clearly stunning. However: