There’s quite a big difference between a (supposedly) 90-minute comic book movie featuring Thor and the Hulk and trying and fit a eight-novel epic into a 90-minute movie in my opinion.

“He couldn’t coherently answer any questions,” Schultz said.

*Wyoming Courtroom, Preliminary Hearing* 

I am trying to figure out if this could be an accidental exposure, although even then Jones is responsible, but how could this keep happening in that case?

i too am the greatest at a things i cheat at.

“I swear: I have no idea how those steroids got into my cocaine!” -Jon Jones

Jon Jones is the greatest fighter of all time ... sure he has never fought clean but why should that matter?

HHH is going to be at Bones’ door tomorrow with a suitcase full of money and a contract for WM to fight Brock now. Guaranteed.

Dana White, on the phone, right now:

Is it messed up that I can’t stop laughing at this?

Adding insult to serious injury this is the best I can get from a GIS of “Sad Woo.”

That is, uh, not how websites make money

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

God can take me instead.

Is it next Sunday yet?

I screamed at my TV. Whew.

This shit is getting way too good.

Marvel should get together with DC and do a special crossover with Matter-Eater Lad. Call them... Binge & Purge! Oh my god, I’m a genius! Get me Axel Alonso and Bob Harras on the phone!

So I’m guessing they kill him off in the next few issues cause that guy is OP as hell.