I hope Hamersky decides to hit Dolan where it counts, and sues his Azoff.

Not.Even.Close.

You had me at “tradgety”.

I called my shot two years into the drought. I said he was never winning another major, which is quite the bold take as I do not watch golf. My dad and brother said I was nuts for saying it, but it’s looking like the one sports hot take I’ve ever had that actually came true.

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.

The Carolina’s eh? No wonder Naitch is exhausted.

Damn. I came here to pick this low hanging fruit with a “more like Whorey county amiright?” but alas I have been bested.

FNM FTW!

Take your star and go

I’ll give you this star, but consider this your warning.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

Obviously, facts would win the popular vote but lose in the Electoral College.

I just don’t think those people can be shown truth, with or without Hannity.

He turned a 100+mph serve into a drop shot right on the other side of the net. That requires counteracting both the power of the shot and the spin while precisely putting a completely different spin and power on the return. Usually these kinds of returns are happy accidents.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Should have gone with “Police Action Machine” or “International Incident Machine,” so it was more ambiguous.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!