I wonder if the thief had any reservations about taking property that wasn’t rightfully theirs.

I hadn’t thought of Ghost but that’s a solid pick.

From a dude with a Jerry Garcia tattoo and a Space Your Face profile pic, it’s a CSN song.

Seems healthy. Right, DAD?!?!?!?! <sobs>

I can make a very strong case for having a joint.

I lost 110lbs through calorie counting exclusively over two years ago and I’ve maintained my ‘new’ weight ever since the same way.

I don’t think Prince painted it, I think once Prince visited a place it just became purple afterwards.

Looks like the Glenn Beck Sports Channel (NAMBLA) has it’s first celebrity personality!

Dana’s penis must be miniscule.

So I guess Afrika Bambaataa was the Bill Cosby of early hip-hop. Who knew?

How does one pronounce jamoke?

Was Mayweather aware of what was going on? He looked like Stevie Wonder without sunglasses on during Broner’s little tantrum.

As far as I can tell it’s because they think pee-pees touching is yucky. That’s it. It grosses them out, hence all the hate. I find it strange.

That’ll teach her to use the wrong word when describing her six table restaurant.

Professional Wrestler Hulk Hogan Warns Tabloid Website “You Won’t Get Away With This, Brother!”

It’s still real to you, damn it.

Thanks for that. I’m one of those who follows wresting by reading articles like this instead of actually, you know, watching the shows, so succinct little synopses like that are invaluable to me (and others, I’m sure).

Paid appearances at nighclubs?

“Smokin” Joe Biden.