The first scary thing is literally a ghost/ghoul/whatever jumping out of the dark to loud music. That is some cheap jumpscaring right there.

As far as I can tell it’s because they think pee-pees touching is yucky. That’s it. It grosses them out, hence all the hate. I find it strange.

“This is a paradigm shift.” newuniversal#1 by Ellis and Larroca.

That’ll teach her to use the wrong word when describing her six table restaurant.

Professional Wrestler Hulk Hogan Warns Tabloid Website “You Won’t Get Away With This, Brother!”

For just a second I thought this was Charlie Day. Oh, how I wish this was Charlie Day.

It’s still real to you, damn it.

Thanks for that. I’m one of those who follows wresting by reading articles like this instead of actually, you know, watching the shows, so succinct little synopses like that are invaluable to me (and others, I’m sure).

I’m getting the feeling that The Punisher story is gonna be the first half of the season morphing into all of The Hand goodness.

I have a pacemaker/ICD that sends data digitially to my cardiologist’s office so I consider myslef a cyborg. Plus, you know, I’m a nerd so it’s fun to think that.

Paid appearances at nighclubs?

That’s exactly what I say to people who long for the wacky, zany Batman.

“Smokin” Joe Biden.

You mean the original, fun Batman that killed henchmen in his first appearance in the comics?

+1

They’re...they’re just so beautiful.

To be fair, I know so much about all the considerations that go into painting an old shield and what to eat while considering those factors. FASCINATING!!! (I’m sort of kidding, I’m one of the few who loved books 4 & 5).

Joel Edgerton is currently at the top of my ‘actors I think are great who keep ending up in bad movies’ list.