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The local sports radio guys here in Portland seem to enjoy seeing who can be the most woefully uninformed and then marvel at any news of the day or at least their partial understanding of it.

That’s no fun though.

Or by covering a D-list celebrity for 500 or so days in a row.

something something Stevie Wonder could see that.

I’ve never played a round of golf (not counting miniature) but I would still love to play Pebble Beach.

Is he old enough for me to legitimately hate and not just be annoyed by yet?

My poor ass and discriminating brain are in a really heated argument about the merits of my Mr. Coffee. My poor ass is probably gonna win because of referee stoppage though. It’s getting really brutal.

My poor ass and discriminating brain are in a really heated argument about the merits of my Mr. Coffee. My poor ass

I guess he’ll have no use for this then?

St. James Episcopal Church in Baton Rouge, La.

Women, amirite, bro? <hi-five!>

What is it about those effects that makes them look so cartoony to me? I’m having the same problem with the effects in the new X-Men movie too.

I know nothing about Rugby. This clip doesn’t inspire me to change that.

#HumbleBrag

You say sad, I say delightful. Potato, po-tah-to.

This episode replayed this morning on El Rey and it was better than even this article lets on. Watching the reruns lately has made me feel like Phillip Michael Thomas in the PCP clip.

The hate is strong with them.

Moore is pretty much the moder day Shakespeare in that ideas he came up with have been incorporated by...well, everyone.

As a lifelong Cowboys fan I can sincerely say...that yeah, that sounds about right. Well done.