Well, they’re not wrong. <puffs on imaginary cigarette>

That white dude in the sky looks sad.

You know what ‘they’ say...

Damn you. Well done.

GTFO of here with your reasoned analysis of what actually happened.

Its early but I doubt I’ll see a better softball-dads fight-video today.

Boykin Bops Bike-Cop with Blistering Blow in Bar Brawl Blowing Big Bowl Blitz

Do you disagree with the rule or that it was broken?

You’re gonna brutalize that straw man in your argument against him!

“Cock boy”? There’s the class I’ve come to expect from natives of the bluegrass state. Can’t say I miss living in that part of the country. Enjoy your beer-cheese!

That’s adorable that you believe that. Bless your heart.

You’re ignoring the pages he’s released, right?

I’m originally from WV and I assure you, we think we invented beer cheese.

Oh, they mean the gimpshark?

You can’t make this stuff up. Wait...

If you decide to make a ham tower in the style of the Eiffel I would very much like to see it.

I’d like to nominate Bill Walton to attempt to convince him. I would also like this to be recorded.

“Poppy Harlow.” If that IS her real name!*