“Cock boy”? There’s the class I’ve come to expect from natives of the bluegrass state. Can’t say I miss living in that part of the country. Enjoy your beer-cheese!

That’s adorable that you believe that. Bless your heart.

You’re ignoring the pages he’s released, right?

I’m originally from WV and I assure you, we think we invented beer cheese.

You can’t make this stuff up. Wait...

If you decide to make a ham tower in the style of the Eiffel I would very much like to see it.

I’d like to nominate Bill Walton to attempt to convince him. I would also like this to be recorded.

“Poppy Harlow.” If that IS her real name!*

My wife’s version was “That’s what happpens when you beat a dog with plates.”

You win the comments.

The Manning Conspiracy by Glenn Beck

There aren’t enough stars for this comment.

Is it in your contract that you have to post every day, even holidays, even if there is no content to the post?

In this freeze-frame from the video you can literally see the move out of San Diego tearing Rivers apart.

I’m sure Belichick likes what he sees there.

I would still love a magnetic gyro wheel as a gift. I’m stoned a lot though.