I fear this is sarcasm that I’m not detecting.

This reminded me of erotica in that there was a great deal of self-pleasuring happening.

My feelings of superiority over being a vegetarian are only emboldened by stories like these.

The Flash isn’t a Marvel Super-Hero.

Except it, you know, wasn’t like that all.

The WVU hat sitting on my head feels a little heavier after having read this.

This is how I’m picturing “the compound of the Hobby Lobby corporation.”

I’m a lifelong Cowboys fan and I still love that Vine.

“Jones is the best mixed martial artist of all time,” I still contend that Anderson Silva in his prime was the best ever.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/sports/pr…

Religious people are adorable. There is literally nothing they can’t justify and/or excuse.

I wish somoene would do that to me when I’m unable to tear myself away from a bad game.

Now THAT’S why I love post-season baseball. Showy Umpin’!

When Drake drops ‘I Think I Can Beat Golovkin’ it’s gonna HUGE.

So, ecstacy, right?

Man, he’s gonna have to do a TON of pushups.

This proves that capitalism truly does reward the best and the brightest.