“let’s hope that this choice doesn’t make her the subject of public derision.”

I’m seriously gonna need today to go ahead and fucking end now.

They have to let him go, right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!

“Isn’t Gatorade the best? Just the best.”

Do you pour it in your ear in case of head trauma?

Thanks, Obama.

That’s not fingerpaint you’re smelling.

Maybe NOW we can pressure him to change the Washington DC NFL team’s name.

I have no comment on whether or not Dez requested my advice nor whether or not I gave him any.

I agree.

Greg Hardy: A beacon of moral light in an otherwise dark NFL world.

Have you applied for a position with The Seahwaks?

He still gets a participation tophy though, right?

41 year old fan of Skrillex here.

Well, that should make it impossible to listen to sports talk radio today.

religion.

Did the dude in question bang the gf in question though or was it just trash talk?

I’ve still never seen anything like that Griffin fight. Griffin wasn’t an all-time great by any means but he wasn’t anywhere near as inept as he looked in that fight either. It was just for a brief time there Silva just looked like the frustratingly unbeatable final boss in an unfair video game.

This is happening? We’re all just gonna let this go on?

More like Cow-TURD, amirite? Tom? Tom? Did you hear me? I said Cow-TURD!