Did you think about aliens? Maybe the extra visitors are aliens? Ghosts? Jesus and pals?

Coke Zero was really helpful to me when I lost over 100lbs a couple of years ago.

Colin Cowherd: “See, they can’t even speak English.”

Non-apology “I’m sorry if anyone was offended” apology in 3...2...

I thought he was was saying “The telescript of boxing” at first.

By “fairly well documented” I assume you mean extensivley documented?

“next Thursday is $1 beer night.” What could possibly go wrong?

Good thing she wasn’t hogtied and left to die. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

“I am not here to talk about the Gawker post, or its aftermath...” Guess I’ll stop reading right there then. Because until you acknowledge why he’s gone I really don’t care what your feelings about his absence are. Actions have consequences.

“They should make avoiding urine tosses part of the competition every year. Maybe then people would watch.” I admit it, I would.

Mean-spirited degredation of anyone who falls into the sight-line of writers seems to be the new code of conduct company-wide apparently. Got it!

All I keep thinking is “How will this impact their Game Of Thrones coverage next season?” Also, Steven Hyden better end up somewhere he can keep putting out the kind of stuff he writes now. He’s really fantastic imo.

That is a lot of words to justify seeing Third Eye Blind.

I never learned to swim.

I lost a lot of weight for health reasons a few years ago so I can’t have it anymore but fuck it, I’ll say it, Pizza Hut is still my favorite pizza joint ever (ducks).

The first is the hardest for me. The cheese is never melted enough so the bread doesn’t stay together and i end up with component pieces in the pan. It’s a fucking trainwreck.

I hope he enjoys his new position as assistant coach at FSU.

There went the only thing besides actual games that I watched on there