It saddens me that professional troll is a legitimate career.

I like it. Yeah, I said it.

Is that ref Rob Ford?

You think he won his Super Bowl rings because of air pressure in footballs? My whole point was this trouble wasn’t worth it because I doubt he gained any real advantage yet it’s causing all this trouble for him now. Did the mention of Brady not being angelic throw you into a rage?

Wow, going through all that trouble to make the football questionably easier to grasp for you really has paid off huh, Tom? Totally worth all this trouble in retrospect I bet, huh?

These are the only Bulls in sports I root for. Well played bull, well played.

That youtube clip is breathtaking.

“UFC president Dana White said the promotion is only now falling in line with what has been standard practice in other professional sports organizations for years.”

“By contrast, Deadspin has a masthead of 17, depending upon exactly how you count, with a few regular contributors. The A.V. Club masthead lists 32 people, 14 of whom are not staffers but “contributing writers.” SB Nation has a masthead of only four, but that obscures the difference between the paid staffers and the…

Good job, Shauna.

Is the point that Brady shouldn’t be punished at all because Goodell has fucked up in innumerable other circumstances? Because this discipline for both the team and Brady seems about right to me considering the team’s history.

Well played you magnificent son-of-a-bitch.

Safe to say negotiations betwixt Bill and Gawker have broken down I guess?

I give. I’ll be checking it out now.

Allow me to just offer a hearty ‘Fuck you!’ on behalf of Hunter. I would throw firecrackers at you if I was able.

I will now show my solidarity with Bill by showing off my Hunter tattoo (I don’t really feel any solidarity, this is just too good an opportunity to not show it).

I can’t wait to read how Bill Simmons makes this all about the Boston connection on Grantl...oh...wait, never mind.

DOWN GOES HANDLEBAR! DOWN GOES HANDLEBAR!!!

Are you questioning the ethics of football game journalism?