Just your everyday thoroughbred race-horse owner.

If you don't want the other team to run the score up on you, play better defense. If your horse had run faster you wouldn't care if the other horsies had run the other two races or not. Go have a drink with Donald Sterling and dry your tears with hundred dollar bills as you both bemoan how unfair the world is to…

My final straw with the show was their complete dismissal of the Le Batard MLB HOF ballot incident.

I make fun of my wife for watching the show but when I'm in the room when she has it on I watch the hell out of it so I feel the same way.

#mohrriors? Seriously?

My wife (MY WIFE!) had her eyes covered during that last shot. It took me a second to register it went in. I had already accepted the Blazers' defeat. I forgot to tell Lillard though.

Mac E. Nehoray has decided to deploy a usually effective legal strategy normally referred to as "bringing the thunder."

His co-host sounds like a peach.

So when did Jon "I got fired from Runners World for being a sexist Twat" Gugula become judge, jury, and executioner for bandits?

That's a perfectly acceptable photo...if you're a freshman outfielder on a directional state team in 1992.

Do Justin Bieber fans (I assume some exist, yes?) see this and feel impressed at how skilled he is? Serious question.

Beat me to it.

I hope Deadspin crops me out of the picture of that guy they're sure to put up.

As sad as this reality is, I'm bracing myself for the right wing backlash. Since thug is their new N word I wonder what they'll use as their new F word.Kudos to Michael Sam though. He should be proud. To borrow a cliche phrase that I normally despise, "fuck the haters."

I strongly disagree that his character in Magnolia was an "ineffectual wimp." I don't think a wimp could be a hospice nurse. It takes a special kind of courage to do a job like that and those they care for would probably not think of them as ineffectual.

This is why we can't have nice things. An athlete does something perhaps ill-advised but ultimately harmless in the moment and everyone gets a good laugh out of it and then here come the assholes to fuck it up for everyone.

I'm a fan of a lot of 'jambands' like Phish and The Grateful Dead. Those of us who go to those kind of shows keep setlists like we're dictating the words of God. We'd be lost if people didn't live tweet the setlists during shows. Dicky needs to get himself to a Phish show.

George Zimmerman looks GREAT!