Clearly Yoko has neve been in a hurricane.

Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.

That was a good album tho

1. I refuse to accept a Midweek Madness without a Double Creature.

You don’t use AdBlock? Welcome to 2005, here’s your Sufjan Stevens album and wrist cuff watch.

Ironically, rich women have always had access to abortion. Almost all restrictive abortion legislation disproportionately effects low-income women’s ability to terminate pregnancy.

In all seriousness, what the fuck am I supposed to do at work all day now? My job? No thank you. Legitimately upset about the demise of Gawker, which I’ve followed since it started. May Peter Thiel suffer from a debilitating rectal prolapse while his Tesla catches on fire. RIP, Gawker.

BUT THAT WOULD RUIN SCHEANA’S ABILITY TO PARTY

Kind of weird you need to let us know you're a straight white male. You looking to get kudos for being woke?

Reductress is so good. I love this recent one:

damnit i love reductress.

The best Kinja deal has to be ALL OF KINJA for $135 million, right?

The best Kinja deal has to be ALL OF KINJA for $135 million, right?

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

“All sizes matter" wahhhhh. Wahhhh. Ugh

Why must skinny people interject themselves everywhere? You’re already all over tv, movies, and print media. Aren’t you satisfied?

Pretty sure I just felt my vagina sew itself shut.

Last night I couldn’t sleep so I read the journal entries of haiku master Ishu, in which he details the slow process of watching his father die, and this morning my radio alarm went off and Aaliyah’s “Try Again” was playing, and wit the combination of those two on my mind I’ve been walking around all day long with…

My takeaway also. I feel like most fashion is just trolling me at this point. “HOT FOR 2017: picture this... a dress... but we cut the fabric out of all the parts where most humans have squishy flesh (“fat”), and replaced it with a) nothing or b) mesh!!!”

Samer got pwned by a tween, Hannah can’t throw a sports ball, and those other people are made up (and/or comic book characters?). More like Team Dead Lasto.

Right? Am I supposed to be mad at this? It happens! When you’re young and you don’t know any better, it kind of sucks to have your boyfriend come out as gay. Even if you haven’t dated in awhile or maybe you’re STILL DATING HIM, it’s not really the ideal situation. Ask me how I know.