I read this and immediately thought of the marijuana fight and how I feel the same about this as I do about that - legalize it, regulate it, and tax it, for the love of god. I don’t feel like pearl-clutching about morals in this lifetime, and we can put the money into some net good, like improving education or sending…

See what happens when the Supreme court allows Lebanese marriages? Destroying marriages, just like they said!

You forgot Jessica Alba’s “Honest” line.* This also seems like the mail-order version of Jessica Biel’s restaurant-for-babies idea.

A non-profit social center in Columbus had an astounding response to the signs that were up at Ohio State. (This is a mock-up. People were begging them to actually print it and put it up)

How did they get into college with these spelling skills? How? Their applications must have been just crayon drawings of dinosaurs scrawled all over.

I think Japan, Australia & the UK need to hold an intervention at this point

“We care for you. We can’t see you keep hurting yourself like this...”

So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

never thought this before but Chelsea Peretti is a dumb bitch

I mostly took it as a friendly word of warning. :)

just cuddle it?

Exactly! What happened? Do we have to wait until next season to find out?

I had to mute. The shrill whiny voice made my ovaries curl up and die.

Strangely, I wanted the intaglio set when I first saw the photo, because I thought they were pressed powders.

Oh no, where will I keep my extensive collection of dildos that I bring to the movie?

Huh, I guess nostalgia for that is a reaction to present day capitalism, not exactly progressive but at least it’s a reaction. It depends how the film handles it.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

Do you think someday there will be a rom com starring an 18 year old girl and George Clooney’s recently deceased corpse?

this is so derelique

This!

Shame he didn't use a greater variety of body types.