If there is anything more despicable and cowardly than this...grown men too pussy to go to their own deaths they have to send a baby to do their mass murder for them. I fucking hope there's a god and I fucking hope there's a hell and I fucking hope they burn in it forever

The only thing this outfit is missing is Ozone and Turbo pop-lockin' next to her ass. This Breakin' 5: Fast Furious Boogaloo needs to be set on fire, pronto. Throw in the backpack once your flames get nice and high.

I think it's sweet you think she was really crying. That looked super fake to me.

I'd also throw a nod out to RetailMeNot.com for a spot to check on free shipping coupons.

I am a fan of the sentiment, but I'd personally put it in a locked location and negotiate X days of good behavior to get it back, rather than return it. Give them something to work for, you know?

The aerodynamics of the flight change when a seat with more legroom is taken by a passenger that paid for an economy seat. This greatly increases drag and thus increases fuel consumption. If you want to sit in that seat, be ready for pay for the consequential effects on the aircraft.

Having a hard time this year. I got divorced a month ago and this is my first Christmas without my ex in 10 years. I'm fine most of the time but today I was reminded of all the sadness. I moved halfway across the country a few days ago to come back home. Crashing in a super tiny room at my parents house while I search…

Somehow the word consequence has become synonymous with punishment.

Yup - I came to the realization that these were most of my friends. I partly blame myself because I'm a good listener and it takes me a while to trust people enough to tell them shit about myself that makes me look vulnerable. I attracted these kinds of people, essentially. Then when it came time to unload my thoughts…

How about The Kill You With Kindness Friend? This is the friend who accepts and embraces all of your decisions even when they're bad. You put on twenty pounds? You look great! You're thinking of dropping out of graduate school? Do what makes you happy! You're dating down? So great you've found someone!

That is precious. More importantly: THERE IS MORE THAN ONE MAN WHO IS EXACTLY THAT FINE?! Jesus.

all lil bbs look the same, and when they're dressed alike, that's understandable. THIS one is fucking hysterical all the time.

Oooh, if I wore the womenz clothings....

Her pronounciation of "aminals" as Bieber slayed me.

My 3-year-old niece's "Why is she singing so loud?" during Allison Williams's last song made me bust something laughing. Now my niece is mad at me because it took me several minutes to stop laughing. It was her honest confusion that got me.

Pick an accent girl! Dag, the camera work and sound are terrible, like community theater bad. I loved the visible camera in the shot at 5 minutes in.

Don't look in there! That's the sex slave father keeps in our closet!

Agreed. It's good to keep your "done" lists. For the reason you mentioned, but also for when you're updating your CV or participating in a performance evaluation or something similar; the lists can help give you a picture of what your key tasks and responsibilities were, as well as of your accomplishments and…