I used to say “Holy Shnikies!” instead of swearing also hoping someone would get the reference and we would get married. Never happened.

never checked my inbox faster looking for an offer - as a Rouge member I DEMAND an early invitation to spend money faster on more makeup than I’ll ever wear based on the elite status of being someone who spends too much money on makeup

Yeah, no - I’m 56, I have nice arm flaps, I live in North Carolina and have been working outside all summer, 90 degrees at least, every day. I’ve worn tank tops at least twice a week and shorts every day. It’s practical. If I happen to see my arms and gut in the mirror I feel like crap, but that’s me, and I don’t…

Yes - where can one find these kind of discount designer goods.

So Jon Snow really knows nothing?

I like the Sephora reviewer of the pods who wrote that she needed another one because she was blessed with thick glossy hair and where was the conditioner one...

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what’s the brand of lip stain?

hang one on the bottom too if your artwork will support it?

Finally, the Amy Schumer backlash.

I just told someone when we’re watching Old School that I could listen to him talk 24/7. Also, a friend of a friend went to a big party many years ago and got too wasted to go home and crashed at the house where the party was, and when she woke up it turned out she was in Vince Vaughn’s house. All I know is that “he…

o.k., i’ve only got a minute here, so here goes: unless somebody is willing to name Louis C.K. as the masturbating guy, it’s gossip so leave him alone (o.k. I know we thrive on gossip, I guess I wish someone would name him or we need to drop this). however, i think masturbating in front of someone without their…

Also after reading all the comments I’m going to get the book.

“You buy things for a reason, and if you took the time to figure out why you buy what you buy, and why you think you need it, and why you form such an attachment to it, even when it serves virtually no purpose and brings you no pleasure, you would quite possibly have a deeper understanding of yourself, your choices,…

Welcome to my world.

Yes yes yes. She totally fucked up the ending. I hope that the screenwriter comes up with something a lot better than the book. The trilogy deserves more. I seem to remember the last book as the main characters running around from place to place and hiding, talking about what they should do next. I’ve written a few…

From the title I thought this piece was going to discuss the trend in which women are reducing the size of their wardrobe to a certain amount of outfits, which they can mix and match and which make up their entire wardrobe forever, which sounds very trendy. But as I am emptying my closets and drawers of so many…

From the title I thought this piece was going to be about the trend in which women are reducing the size of their wardrobe to a certain amount of outfits, which sounds trendy, but as I am relieving my closests and drawers of so many clothes I never wear, and do not intend to replace, I am seeing this trendy trend as…

I read this on the Internets, maybe on Gawker, but Letterman did have Hicks on, but never showed the his bit because he thought he was too radical or something. Then years later he reconsidered his decision. He had Hick’s mother on the show and played the bit and profusely apologized to her for censoring her son.

Wait, huge corporations make millions in profits off the backs of people paid shit wages working in unsafe conditions, and I’m supposed to stop shopping at Old Navy? How about if BIGCLOTHESCORP builds a safe building, pays workers a little more so I can shop where I want?