Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Well, considering all of the people screaming about kicking the accused rapist out of Loyola because “hey, he violated the conduct code”-well, so did this one. Am I comparing rape to flipping the bird? Nope, so don’t be disingenous and say I am. I’m challenging the logic of people who defend this girl’s behaviour…

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

Forget Stockholm, this is Cleveland Syndrome.

Wait, who said this was Westworld’s big twist? I don’t even think it was top 5 in terms of big twists. In order of things that I think were a bigger twist:

Why do you say that the UFC’s popularity stands to go through the roof? The way I see it, they were more popular 5 years ago and they’re about 1 Conor injury/lawsuit and one Ronda implosion from being totally bereft of PPV $tars. No Lesnar, no GSP, Anderson Silva is greatly diminished, Jones is suspended and a…

Cursing everyone else out is OK (and funny!) as long as they don’t call someone a c***? An odd line to draw...

it was a good joke

Was inspired to try this approach with my boss this morning. Do not recommend.

Why should I care what some trolls are saying online when no one seems to care that the KKK is throwing a parade for Trump?

He literally wrote “An uncorrected transcript from closed captioning follows:” and you think this is a proofreading issue?

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

Jeez, even Soccer’s sex scandals are boring.

I’ll take “What is tuesday in Rochester, Alex?”

While I don’t advocate violence, if anyone in the greater Rochester area happens to come across this guy and accidentally kicks his ass because, you know, he might be looking to steal your wallet, I’m sure you’d be thanked tenfold.