More cupholders.

He’s using his “instructions to the maid” voice.

Jamal Crawford Blatantly Carries

What are the facts Chuck?

I’ve got nothing to add here, I’m just thrilled to be out of the grays!

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

Everyone circle Sept 12 for the Niner vs Rams game. The Bud Light and windmill punches will flow.

If only there were some sort of apt metaphor to describe this entire Olympics...

*cums*

A clever power move by diving to knock off hockey as the stinkiest sport.

Obvious comment is obvious.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

“Right now we’re more concerned about Tre Mason’s well-being than we are his football career. Once the season starts, we can stop worrying about his well-being.”

I’d say this is a shit show, but the aquatic events haven’t started yet.

That’s the perfect reply to such a stupid question. Honestly. He had already said once Brady was gonna be the starter when he comes back no matter what. These dipshits keep asking him the same dumb question. Of course he’s going to get exasperated.

What are the odds he takes a shortcut and becomes a policeman?

I’m hoping this is how things go down at the RNC tonight.

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.