Seconded , don’t move to the heights. It’s the worst. Signed, born and raised in the heights.

The more “only in New York” situation, in my experience, is when you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend but continue to live together because neither can afford a place on their own and don’t have a current partner to move in with.

Everyone thought I was crazy for being a 20-something and commuting and hour by train each way from the boring Hudson Valley. But if I had moved to a borough I could afford, I would still have had an hour commute each way.

...and made it work because I am NEVER paying another broker’s fee.

yeah lol she got the apartment working part time as a barista

Yes!!!! I eat like that, too, Gilmores, but it’s why my doctor feels the need to discuss the weight loss programs available through my insurance every single time I go in. Yes, even that time I just needed some antibiotics for my ear infection.

No it’s real. Too fucking real. Fucking New York. This place sucks a bag of dicks and is also amazing. Very strange dichotomy. But the complaining is real as fuck.

This woman is awesome.

I don’t support the pregnant lifestyle so giving up my seat would just make me an enabler. I’d be angry at myself all day for encouraging pregnant behavior.

Dude, I’m a fucking single mom with a professional job. All I care about is the number, because it needs to be enough to support me AND my kid.

I guess “google that shit” is going to be the Trump administration’s approach to running the country.

Of course she’s allowed. But if you’re not planning to be wedded for life, it’s better not to take vows promising exactly that. I don’t know of any dominant culture whose wedding vows are assumed to be temporary.

It was moronic to say he couldn’t enjoy steak *even if it was supposed to be a sign of trauma* and deserved to be mocked because it was saying that the trauma caused to him BY HIS OWN ACTIONS should be considered a mitigating factor while the trauma caused to his victim (and to her rescuers) through no fault of their…

Feel free to dismiss the rape apologist if you’d like!

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

called herself “the most hated person in the world.”

So the crickets and earthworms were just *bait*?

The head of our legal department sends all her emails in 16 pt Comic Sans. There is nothing about this lady that is comical. She is terrifying.

Or you can cut out the middle man, move past that charade and just ask the soon-to-be-wife yourself.

I agree - your comment is pretty weird.