"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

If you're a musician and your manager comes to you and suggests you follow the "Michael Jackson career path" you should fire that person immediately.

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Regardless of all of the positive things I have heard about Mindy Kaling; the fact that she seems to be a very intelligent, talented individual I'm still (kinda) bothered by the fact that I just don't like her. I could stomach here on the office but I know she was playing a much different persona that what I believe…

I was thinking "This is so terrible and dumb, it reads like the IHTM series at xojane" - then got to the end, and voila.

I think if you're going to do something as dangerous as sailing around the world, it's perfectly fine as long as everyone on board is an adult and capable of weighing up the risks to their own lives. But I just cannot get my head around why you would want to risk the lives of your own kids when they are too young to…

Wait for book deals.

I was like "Prince George's middle name is Deplane?"

When I was juuuuust starting college (read: when I was young and stupid), I was dating a cute dude who dumped my fine-looking ass for no apparent reason. So, in order to deal with this rejection, I swiped a couple of shrimp from the restaurant where I was working and went over to his place to get whatever stuff I had…

I love spin class. Don't care.

I can't believe this article missed one of the most important points of unpaid internships... which is that only people who can afford to be unemployed for however long take unpaid internships, and if unpaid internships are necessary experience in order to land a "good" job then those who can't afford to take unpaid…

Same thing happened to me!! Before I started dating my current bf, I was having ex-sex on the reg. I actually kind of hated the guy, but he's hot, knew how to use his dick, and he'd come to me when I booty called him. Now, I sleep in a queen sized bed with a 3" memory foam topper and fluffy cloud pillows; it is…

When I broke up with my ex, I kept sleeping on "my side" of the bed for a few weeks out of habit until I was like, "What the hell am I doing?! STARFISH!" and life was suddenly awesomer.

Human beings are funny. We have a tendency to believe (as a whole, not every individual) that whatever our life circumstances might be is the norm. Especially when we have friends or family who reinforce this concept. I.e. If I think medium-rare steak is delicious people who like well-done are just fucking stupid. …

I agree with the theory behind this, HOWEVER...

Fuck all you "good liberal white people" who are going to come in this comment section and give yourselves a pat on the back. Just stop. You already showed your asses last night in the previous article. Like Seriously fuck you. Because you still felt the need to lecture us on our pain and made it all about you. Let…

Hey, fellow white ladies of Jezebel: Let's remember that a black kid is still dead, and his killer is still free. It's not about our feelings tonight, or about what black people say about us. It's about the fact that black lives do not, according to the state of Florida, and in American society at large, matter.

Oh god, can we just not? Please? Because this only ever ends one way. The people with kids will turn into instant sanctimommies, all like "If you aren't a parent you will never understannnnddddddd!!!!!" and the people without kids will be all like "Why can't I apply for maternity leave when I get a new kitten, cats…

I don't believe in virginity. Maybe because I'm queer, I don't know, but I hate the whole idea of it. It's just a tool used to shame people for either being one or for not being one.