My son tried something similar with me 2 weeks ago when he didn’t want to finish getting ready to leave for school in the morning: ‘I don’t want to wear those shoes to school today! Kids say they’re gay.’ Upon pressing him for more detailed information (I’m a Mom, not a reporter; everyone knows moms get to the bottom…

Tucker selflessly volunteered to be a human sacrifice but did not meet the minimum requirements.

“Once it outgrows its cuteness it’ll end up on the farm like the rest of them. “

Lake Manyara is astounding, as is Tarangerie. The crater though... it’s such a special special place. We are hardwired for these places. 

Am I the only parent reading this, annoyed, that they are calling that a crib? It is clearly a pack’n’play. No, just me? Ok, I’ll go back to changing diapers and washing bottles....

I’mma let you finish, but Giraffes are some of the most beautiful animals of all time. Elephants are great, but giraffes are the best to see in the wild.

My mom’s office had a UPS driver who was a sarcastic pain in the ass. One day she couldn’t find a seat at a popular fried chicken restaurant during a busy lunch hour. The UPS driver was there and offered to let her sit at his table with him, promising not to talk to her. Luckily they did talk, and they’ve been married…

I think this just adds another problem to the list of concerns; he still has his calendar from 36 years ago. He’s a rapist AND a hoarder!

She’s just resting her arm. Stop projecting for god’s sake. I do EXACTLY this... and I mean EXACTLY. It’s not a white power symbol for the love of god!

I don’t think I could bring myself to call my husband my “cock-er spaniel” and we’ve been (consensually) sleeping together for over 30 years. I guess I’m not quirky, just dull.

BitTorrent! omg you’re taking me back! Back to when I used to gank (steal) all my music, porn, tv, and movies on Pirate Bay! Then I got old and decided it was wrong, so I stopped. Bullshit! Actually, I torrented I Love You, Man years back and somehow my cable company was alerted and they gave me a warning. As an old,…

I have a daughter in 8th grade. As far as I am concerned, the only thing she does on the computer is play minecraft and do school work.

I won’t be watching this film. You can pretty much go anywhere there are teenagers and just watch this shit in the wild! On a side note: 8th grade was the WORST! Fucking SOCES. 

At my local grocery store, you can buy round sourdough loafs that are “unfinished”, partially cooked but still white. You finish them at home in the oven, so the crust is golden brown and the bread inside is warm. We make our own clam chowder in our Instant Pot and eat it out of warm bread bowls. It is good.

La Croix and vodka is only two points on weight watchers so leave me alone.

I mean, at least he seems vaguely good-natured? I’m a fan of the theory that he’s literally a Golden Retriever that was transformed into a human.

My dogs have 850 square feet of air conditioned luxury complete with a king size bed, flat screen TVs, modern appliances, and a spacious yard. They let me live here too, so it’s pretty cool. 

Yup —- I grew up with a 2 acre avocado orchard in our backyard, so we had them almost every day when in season (which is almost year round, if you have enough different varieties). Nobody I knew tried to take the pit out with a knife. You just pop them out with your finger, or use a small spoon. Heck, if you don’t…

Also, pretty rich that she would comment on the fit of Markle’s dress when Wickstead’s dress is so badly cut and makes the model’s boobs look like long, droopy socks.