I was really surprised by how good Storks was. It was pretty funny and had a lot of positive messages about family. The wolves, especially, were hysterical and the ending made me cry. You should give it a chance.

They’ve graduated from pissing off Silicon Valley lunatics to taking on the FBI. You must, I guess, admire their courage.

Yeah, I find the tidbit about not going to events where alcohol is served without her the weirdest part. Like, not even just “don’t drink without me” but “don’t be around alcohol at all without me.” That is the least normal thing here. What the hell did Pence do the last time he got drunk without Mother there?

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

This is a very positive development, but if we’re trying to save Children’s Television Workshop shouldn’t they introduce the first Tea Party/Breitbart Comment Section muppet? Ya know- throw ‘em a bone? Oscar the Grouch and Sam the Eagle (I know, I know- Muppet Show) are practically limousine liberals at this point.

Holy shit this movie..

Star for the (Woohoo).

Lost my burner, so I made a new one (Kinja!). Saw this film last night and while I didn’t hate it, there were just some rage inducing moments.

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

Glad he’s using his ill-gotten powers for good (I cannot excuse his involvement in the boy band craze that ruined the airwaves of my youth).

If I were in school, I would 1000% NOT be scared that a trans woman (with or without a penis) was in the same bathroom or locker room.

I love the way that constituents handled those congress persons who did not do town halls:

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Kids of today need to educate themselves - tools must be used in the correct manner. Pieces of wood should generally not be thrown, but rather wielded.

isn’t throwing shit you found on the ground at other moving shit what childhood is all about?

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

Like you said, you’re not American.

It sounds silly, but they’re actually just discussing what standard of review the judge is supposed to apply in this case. “Rational Basis” is a term of art for a specific standard of review that judges are apply to certain government actions. It basically limits the grounds upon which the court may find the act…

Don’t buy a fucking word

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.