This is a very positive development, but if we’re trying to save Children’s Television Workshop shouldn’t they introduce the first Tea Party/Breitbart Comment Section muppet? Ya know- throw ‘em a bone? Oscar the Grouch and Sam the Eagle (I know, I know- Muppet Show) are practically limousine liberals at this point.

Holy shit this movie..

Star for the (Woohoo).

Lost my burner, so I made a new one (Kinja!). Saw this film last night and while I didn’t hate it, there were just some rage inducing moments.

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

Glad he’s using his ill-gotten powers for good (I cannot excuse his involvement in the boy band craze that ruined the airwaves of my youth).

If I were in school, I would 1000% NOT be scared that a trans woman (with or without a penis) was in the same bathroom or locker room.

I love the way that constituents handled those congress persons who did not do town halls:

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Kids of today need to educate themselves - tools must be used in the correct manner. Pieces of wood should generally not be thrown, but rather wielded.

isn’t throwing shit you found on the ground at other moving shit what childhood is all about?

does anyone else feel like they’ve aged like 15 years in the last 20 days?

Like you said, you’re not American.

It sounds silly, but they’re actually just discussing what standard of review the judge is supposed to apply in this case. “Rational Basis” is a term of art for a specific standard of review that judges are apply to certain government actions. It basically limits the grounds upon which the court may find the act…

Don’t buy a fucking word

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

That was really something else, wasn’t it? I was gobsmacked by how utterly bored, distracted and fidgety he seemed even in the very beginning, when everyone else around him was singing “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” with that gorgeous pipe organ. But not him. He took a stab at pretending to mouth along while looking…

You gotta see what Kellyane Conweigh is wearing today. It looks like something from an 80's talent show with a 4th of July theme. Or maybe she got a tailor to make her an American Girl outfit.

This whole film seems like a practical joke played by a sociopath. There’s an entire website devoted to knowing if the dog dies in any given film- a movie where the same dog dies over and over and over again sound like something only a small fraction of people would be able to stomach, let alone find entertaining.

I saw the trailer in theaters and wasn’t going to see it anyway (we have an elderly dog who is my soulmate, and any reminder that she is not immortal is very upsetting).

This is just a reason that doesn’t involve Kleenex.