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such a travesty
suchatravesty

With sassyness! I suddenly have an incredible urge to watch Troop Beverly Hills!

I was pretty sure the amount was just supposed to be a lead in for the Suge Knight joke.

The way that some people—men and women—cling to the notion that they ABSOLUTELY MUST pass on their own genes, that this is the only “legitimate” mode of parenthood, no matter the risk, difficulty, or expense, instead of adopting one of thousands of children who desperately need love and security, just fucking blows my

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

Asking a woman who paid for her seat to move because it doesn’t coincide with your religious belief isn’t like not selling a cake to gay couple, it’s worse. At least the baker is screwing over his own business and losing money. This guy is forcing someone else who paid for her seat to move only for his personal

Freedom means being able to spell words however you like, you librel looser.

So Zuckerberg can react to racism within his company but he cant give Kanye a few million dollars!? /s

HAHAHAHAHAH. Wow ok. How nice for you that you aren’t super sweaty and don’t need to use baby powder to keep you from sweating through your shorts! Awesome. Cool. Wow. Great. 👌👌

I am 31. I can now truly say, I really don’t understand young people.

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

My 5th grade yearbook. Na Opio O Punahou.

I heard a new Weezer song the other day, and it’s about girls. Rivers, you’re 40. Stop.

Nope still really, really easy. Your rockstar drug addiction was to...adderall?

The Court is NOT on Dr. Luke’s “side.” The Judge merely applied the law to the facts. As an attorney one of the hardest things to deal with are bad facts. They are what they are and we do our best to construe them most favorably to our clients but ultimately Judges have no discretion to choose a “side” they like. It’s

I’m seriously ready to create a human chain around the White House in January 2017 so they can’t leave. Like Jesse Spano at a drilling site. #HumanChain2016

Maybe I’m showing my youth with this, but I will always love naked mole rats because of Kim Possible. Rufus was a cute little fucker.

Someone needs to sit me down and explain it to me, too. I don’t get it. I don’t think Killer Mike said anything wrong. I don’t think Bernie said anything wrong. And like, yeah he’s an old white man, and we’ve had a lot of old white men. Hillary would be different, because she’s an old white woman. Technically Bernie

I lived in SF from age 24 to age 44. Here’s what no one who still lives there wants to admit: our once-beloved city now belongs very frimly to the Justin Kellers of the world. SF is their city now, and there’s no going back, no saving it. The damage is done. SF is coasting on its amazing history, but this is its

Doctors decided they would delay until the woman showed signs of sepsis.