I don’t think you traumatize these people and try to recover the body - you leave it be. 

This. Unless I am on a busy running/walking path, I only have one earbud in, which means none of those little tiny wireless ones for me either. I was home a while back and my mom came home from a walk and I noticed the same thing, even though she lives in a very safe neighborhood and knows all the neighbors.

they’re Rothschild giraffes. The Giraffe Centre and Giraffe Manor = most favorite place I the world.

GIRAFFES FTW!

I come from a union family, and I lived through my dad’s strike when I was younger. As a customer, supporting the striking workers is supporting your community and calling for employers—especially large employers—to stop being so greedy and treat their employee better. I will never, ever cross a picket line as a…

they really do need to get rid of their lead singer -- ooooph. 

my property law professor was a visiting professor that semester and was terrible. he later got indicted on RICO charges related to Katrina. 

I want to kick everyone who uses the word “hysterical” to refer to a woman. It makes me so angry.

Congrats! I am finally ditching the roommate situation next week after 7 years bc now I can afford to live alone AND GET A DOG! I am hitting up a massive pet adoption fair next month and I hope I find a pupper as cute as yours! 

Before wheat started giving me hives 9 months ago, I felt a tad bit guilty of getting their Mac n’ Cheese (which is delicious by the way) with a side baguette instead of a piece of fruit. I would use that baguette to wipe up all the leftover cheese in the bowl. I think this would make me feel like I shouldn’t eat for…

this is true. their tomato soup is delicious, so why not use tomato soup?

I just saw that I Wanna Be a VJ was filmed in 1998. I remember watching and voting. HOW WAS THAT 20 YEARS AGO?! HOW AM I THIS OLD? (almost  34)

I don’t know where you got that, but I am a fair housing attorney, so I don’t need Google, and have brought these sorts of cases on behalf of renters multiple times. There is no federal occupancy standard. HUD explicitly declined, as did Congress, to enact a federal occupancy standard as part of the 1988 amendments to…

it’s subsidized housing. you have to disclose any and all assets, including other housing the own, because it goes into the income eligibility calculation.

all.the.time. I work in the housing discrimination field and people get denied all the time for being pregnant (no one wants a newborn!). hell, there is a whole series of cases about women being denied mortgages because they are on maternity leave.

you have to allow 5 people in a 2 bedroom under fair housing laws. please get some fair housing education.

She lives in subsidized housing. They do annual inspections of units because they get inspected annually either by the funding entity (usually HUD, the county or the state housing dept). The inspection is really supposed to make sure that the unit is up to what we call HQS or Housing Quality Standards, which is a mix…

Everyone in the legal community makes fun of Cooley. Law school applicants make fun of Cooley.

you are me.

this is what my parents did — my mom did not have a middle name, so her maiden name became her middle name, and she gave me the same middle name, so we’re twinsies. I will never change my last name — I am the only me in the entire country and all my professional accomplishments are tied to it, so nope.