Meh. Because apparently you can’t be on a state visit in one country while also taking time to keep up with what is going on in another country and how it impacts the US.

My brother got married this weekend to a Persian Jew with over 70 first cousins…all with the same last name. Sigh.

You are welcome!

I MUST SHARE THIS! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR TONIGHT TO SHARE THIS!

It’s pretty much the best political ad ever. It’s seriously hilarious and fucked up at the same time. The low production value just makes it better.

F that. I am fancy.

I was highly amused when he started off by claiming that HRC is terrified of Fiorina. In my friend’s words, the only thing terrified of Fiorina are sheep.

31 y/o female and I went alone yesterday. There were a ton of 20 and 30 something men and women without children. Just go.

Okay, someone help. My bro is getting married in 2 weeks and I am wearing a short dress with no sleeves. I have a little bit of a farmers tan on my arms, and my legs are pale as fuck. I’m pretty pale in general. I just want to add a hint of tan to even things out. The products out there and insane. Any suggestions?

I need me some culver city red feathers.

I think you’re asking too much, there. I don’t think they can simultaneously comprehend rationality and a person agreeing to disagree with them at the same time.

Phew. I was afraid Rufus would go unmentioned, as he is the only reason I know about NMR.

my fingers hurt now.

yeah, but gay women still have to intentionally seek out sperm with which to have children, just as gay men have to intentionally seek out a uterus. Or they all adopt. “gay” fits everyone nicely in this context without need to be gender-specific.

Mostly we like to ask questions about feminine things. And give ‘em the most emotional and needy of our clients to deal with just to watch them squirm. We may also be hiring one this summer partially because he, himself, is a “project” (We are a non-profit that does direct legal services, and he’s a little fratty, and…

He was also late. Late and no pancakes? Pfffft.

This would be much appreciated in my office. But we’re a bunch of women who like to troll our male legal interns...

Do you live in Silicon Valley? I’m sick of the faux progressive anti-women tech bros.

I think that is how you’re supposed to feel. Murder shouldn’t be entertainment. However, these stories show a very important part of how our justice system works (or doesn’t work). Also, the conflict between how one feels about the people in the context of what they may or may have not done is how we should all feel.…

I grew up in the neighborhood on the other side of the fence from the Studio Drive-In, which is in Culver City (near Venice, where my dad went to high school). Saw the last showing there ever before they tore the place down. I love the scenes in the LA River, aka the La Ballona Creek. Always reminds me of home when I…