Hahaha. Oh man. That’s brutal.

No need to be sorry! Reading them is punishment enough.

Sorry for reading your words ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

All Rochesters are a hot freaking mess. I work at a trauma facility in southern NY where we specialize in brain injuries and drug rehab. Literally half of our 260 beds are filled with heroin overdoses, burned-out meth heads, drunken train crash survivors, and HIV/Hep C infected prostitutes.....from Rochester, NY.…

When I saw this comment I had to check if it was Rochester Minnesota. This is shit I see far to regularly here... Guess Rochester’s are alike!

Armed robbery doesn't count as PvP?

Just sayin’.

This is why we need fully automated bikes. There are too many injuries and deaths due to people who are in control of bicycles. It’s dangerous to them and dangerous to others. No more humans in control of bikes.

Congrats on FP authorship, dude!

Urambo...did you get Jalopnik’d? Interesting/Congratulations.

I love to drive it, but hate to own it.

Here Lies Nibby, who fought valiantly against the overwhelming force of the Jez battalion.

Dude should have steered clear of the cops.

I would demand VW to exchange my Jetta for a Bentley Mulsanne, free of charge.

When dudes are delivered to my door, are they already naked?

When dudes are delivered to my door, are they already naked?

i thought this was look he was going for? hellaflush to the ground now.

Agree. I have, on multiple occasions, had people tell me that their (beretta, Grand Prix or lumina) had “the same engine as a Corvette” and was really fast. Also had a guy tell me his bone stock 1994 Grand Marquis could do 140 mph. I get really cranky when people drive mundane cars and think they are in sports cars…

Very good comment. Choose this for COTD. Or do not. I am not a beggar.

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