Uh, do you not understand smuggling?

Depends on the distance of course, but all things being equal, waterborne shipping is always the most fuel efficient way to transport a mass of cargo, followed by rail. Trucking consumes something like ~10x more energy than rail, and air freight consumes ~3x as much energy as trucking.

That's where they got you. Truth is they are all evil and don't give a shit about you. Voting left or right is a fallacy to stop the uprising.

Rectangles with rounded corners.

You know you can live just fine without ever buying anything from those assholes, right?

Skimmed the lead and ended up reading it as "Licking Hacked Mackerel".

Meth is a hell of a motivator.

I'll bet it's being done by dogs. Dogs love Subarus. Out here in CO, we have a town called Nederland, and the town motto may as well be "a dog for every Subaru".

The view is gorgeous and who wouldn't want to live in Manhattan if you could afford it, but it is way too much money for what you get.

This is a stellar, insightful, and hilarious article. Representative of the best that Jalopnik can deliver. Bravo.

>>>>>"If money is what investors are worried about, we can send a satellite up to the moon and survey it for natural resources like gold and silver before we commit to building a moon port and mining operations."

Everyone familiar with Irvine knows that fun is strictly prohibited there.

Ugh. I live not 15 minutes and go pretty often. It's not show people revving. It's shoe-goers in their buzzbox STIs and a bunch of other enthusiast-but-not-particularly-sympathetic types.

The writing was on the wall as soon as the Marriott went up, and anyone who didn't see it coming had their head in the sand. From Minis with train horns, to obnoxiously loud straight-piped domestics (revving while slow-rolling through the event) to the frequent flybys by exotics, a large enough percentage of attendees…

That sounds really hard, I'd rather just drink some tea and poop my way to healthy living

They make a reusable insert that allows you to pour in your own coffee grounds. Much less waste and much cheaper.

This article isn't merely 'tomato is a vegetable' wrong, it's 'the Earth is flat' wrong'.

I try to avoid Google, but since Tay Tay left Spotify I might have to reconsider.

So, we have to run 88 mph for it to really work?