Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

At a mere 14 months old, he’s already buzzed to be driving a wagon. Jalop in the making.

Maybe those people can just not fucking drink and drive?

Altiris/Symantec? Please tell me it wasn’t Novell.

It’s not everywhere, but yeah, most places you’re good to 10mph over the speed limit. Here in Atlanta you’re good to 15 over on the highway. Last night I was driving back from the airport doing 80mph in a 65 zone and getting passed by multiple people.

I met an Australian this winter and I was like AWESOME I so wanna to go there, rent a truck and go ripping in the outback with my girlfriend and camp and everything.

Did you go to the Salt Flats and race your Indian? Did the ground bear testicles help your prostate condition? Oh, that was a guy from New Zealand you say?...oh well, same difference. Good movie anyway.  

Utah is not America. Problem is we still haven’t figured out what the hell to call it or do with it yet. It’s just Utah. Say it enough and it gets even weirder.

The X5 froze up when he used the turn signal - it was confused and didn’t know what to do next

*gulf clap*

I’d rather sit in leather-lined Scandinavian comfort than listen to those with prejudiced statements fail to support their unsolicited opinions.

Depends on where you’re working. When I was on Long Island / NYC it was more: