Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

The problem with this statistic (there are actually several on Kellerman’s methodology, but I won’t go into those here) is that the figure of gun deaths includes suicides, a more common cause of gun death in the home than homicides and accidents combined. One can reasonably conclude that, while a gun is one of the…

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Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote…

**prays for Las Vegas/Columbus Stanley Cup Final to trigger Bettman heart attack**

Penalty Box is actually the Gentlemen’s Club that will be opening up in Vegas.

Where do I get in line for those Las Vegas-Anaheim Winter Classic tickets!

This actually works out well for the people of Quebec. They can now catch a hockey game and take a trip to Paris in the same day.

Despite the fact that I have literally never been happier following last night, this article still managed to elevate my mood. Thank you, St. Louis.

Sorry dear, if she indeed “pleaded with him” not to go through with the shooting, that has nothing to do with cause and effect. That means she knew he was planning to do something and that it was something he shouldn’t do. So unless part of her learning disability involves sudden amnesia, I don’t buy it.

I’m being slightly facetious, but I can’t imagine too many scenerios where having a learning disorder interferes with knowing right from wrong.

If she knew what he was planning, she’s complicit. I have a learning disability. I didn’t know it absolved me of accessory to murder.

Cleveland is going to build a statue of LeBron the size of the statue of liberty.

I hope Curry’s wife is endlessly trolled on Twitter.

“Fuck you.”

“God damn it.”

Is it wrong that I only go to mlb.com to see if I can look forward to one of these post?

It’s cool, they’ve got the Astros’ password.

Really.

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