I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

We gave you Ali, Bowie, Prince, Slice and Richard Simmons is on deck...but you just can’t take Goodell off our hands, eh God?

Because the vast majority of critics working these days have no idea what a good movie is.

Boy... Did you just XD at me?

That’s not Kimbo Slice, dumbass.

I’m no doctor, but I’d advise you not to let yourself get hit in the head on a daily basis the next 15 years. That and lay of the cocaine, HGH, PCP,steroids, and horse tranquilizers.

He hasn't outright denied this claim you just made yet. Makes you think...

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

Settle down, Teddy Atlas

Best piece you’ve written in a while

“Oh, you’re talking about collective bargaining.” - Hope Solo

I mean, didn’t Obama also get a huge youth turnout during his first campaign, along with more primary voters overall? I feel like Sanders gets so much hype for so little return.

Didn’t Obama do it with mostly ‘micro-donations’? In any event, good to see that it can be done.

“Get over it.”

I hope to god nobody watches these no talent ass clowns...I’m sure they will though:(

Whatever your opinion is, that's objectively not true. He is WIDLEY respected in the comedy community, and his career has been successful without him doing literally anything but stand up.

I guess he couldn’t Handler.

It’s a comedy talk show. You’re reading way too much into this.