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The secret to winning the Game of Thrones...

I got yer lightsaber right here...

Disney needs to stay away from historical events and persons.

SPOILER ALERT::::

Robot sexytime!

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?

What the hell is an aluminum falcon?

Well I'll be damned. I didn't even notice that. Good catch!

John "Hawkeye" Snow shoots Duncan, er I mean, Mance Rayder with an arrow, rather than let Duncan, er I mean, Mance burn to death in the Sachem's, er I mean, Melisandre's bonfire...

Sigh. So do I.

Nah, that job is left to the enlisted men. That is why their title is Seaman.

Thank you for the belly laugh. You win the internets for this week!

Episode VII: The Hand of the Emporer

Episode VII: Barbecued Porkins

I think the entire Hanna-Barbera sci-fi universe (including Space Ghost) should get their own shows with modern special effects. However, they should start with this:

I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom...

One of a seemingly limitless list of reasons why that movie was absolutely terrible.

Kickin' some Goblin butt.