No. But I almost miss those big early 90s conversion vans. You know the ones: blue velour captain seats, fake wood paneling everywhere, curtains, and a television with a VCR. My neighbors had one in the early nineties. Those were awesome.

I really want to know more about Dougs Panamera crash.

I worked in a Walmart Tire and Lube Express for 2 1/2 months one summer.

Two spring to mind immediately.

I am SO sick of all these unboxing videos.

The Model S and the upcoming Model X wouldn't fit the bill, however, Tesla could easily add a customized body on top of their skateboard-like platform to make an excellent mail truck.

Raptor. I'd buy a Raptor Fiesta, Raptor Transit, Raptor Mustang.

The Flex is a bit of a dark horse in Ford's lineup – and that's what makes it great. It can seat 7 or haul a lot of stuff, without being yet another amorphous blob of a crossover.

As a new owner of a Flex, I'm glad I could contribute my monies to a car on this list. I was also looking at a Volvo wagon, but this beat it out basically because it's a wagon, but it's 'merica sized. Also ecoboost.

I know a guy who has one of these. He owned his own company for years. He made money, but he did things that make no sense. Like, he decided he'd save money by not buying himself a new office chair for 15 years. So he duct taped his armrests back together when they fell apart. And proceeded to buy new suits every…

The light bar will get used plenty. You will see in February, 2015 on a certain tv show that is somewhat about cars...

Find a used Flex w/ the Ecoboost V6!

Seriously. More of this, please! (the newer one looks even better)

You rang?

Ok, this is a "sub-suggestion." I think you should by a car from Europe that meets the 25 year import exemption rule. Then, you get a trip to Europe to check it out, you can detail all the fun times you have (read: entertaining hassles) importing it and maintaining it, and then selling it, preferably back to Europe.…