Dear God. Somebody stage an intervention for Honda’s designers.

Some lettuce packing is labeled in a way that doesn’t make it clear where the product was grown....

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He’s especially good at the following commands:

The guy with the gun didn’t elect Trump. There arent enough of him.

Never let Gruden forget... 

Transparent pricing, my ass. I used to work for ERAC and there was nothing of the sort at the branch level, despite how hard corporate wanted the public to believe it was true.

Acting Attorney General Bull Shannon 

I support Matt Whitaker for Acting US Attorney General.

I would imagine that “seducing an unmarried woman” is skewed very heavily towards black men involved with white women.

Eh, we’ve got it categorically worse out there. It’s no contest, not really. https://www.businessinsider.com/millennials-cost-of-living-compared-to-gen-x-baby-boomers-2018-5

“I find it’s hard, it’s hard to find. oh well, whatever, nevermind”

I always find it amusing that the generation clash is always viewed as being millennials vs baby boomers. Poor old Gen X just gets forgotten, which seems like the most Gen X thing it could really do.

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.

Here’s my concern.  I was able to answer three of the questions, by just going to our county tax assessor website.  No authentication required to look the information up.  I’m guessing someone who has any experience in credit or identity fraud could look up the rest of the information without too much trouble.  Scary…

Where is the detergent coming out of Goku?

Fantastic. Now can I get Amazon to stop shipping me a single thumbdrive in a 3 foot x 4 foot box full of air pillows or a ten disc Blu Ray set in a paper bag, resulting in a limited edition that looks like it went ten rounds with Ivan Drago?

I’m gonna have to go GTI on this. As much as I like the Miata(and I’ll probably get burned at the stake since this is Jalopnik), I’m more inclined towards having some practicality than I am a pure fun machine. Maybe it’s because I’m getting older or something. Oh well.

That’s ‘cuz you suck.