A few years ago, a German magazine did a photo shoot at the parts place I worked at. Someone had converted a 23-window rolling chassis to electric drive, and put surfboards with solar cells on the roof. I guess they figured Santa Cruz was the place to show off something that hippie. I think the body cost $18k,…

I haven't been able to substantiate this through research on the internets, but I've been told that in 1902, there were two cars in the state of Ohio. They collided.

Doesn't look as bad as I thought it would.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

Wait, I thought I was mockingly sarcastic. Man, I got to work on my sarcasm more.

How does "PUV" manage to stand for "Performance Activity Vehicle"?

That's a Nice Price... for the down payment on my house. For real. That's my budget for a down payment on the house I'm trying to buy. Only douches spend that much money on cars. That is not Jalop at all.

Yeah, this is definitely the wrong way to do it. It's orders of magnitude uglier than the old road (which doesn't look too classy anyway), and it won't help anything. Worst of both worlds. I mean, Hans Monderman always said that a road should tell a story, and the story will tell the driver how it's appropriate to…

Self-parking cars. They're so stupid, they actually get built and advertised on TV.

No Milka Duno?

CP. With the economy in the state it's in, why has seemingly every NP/CP for weeks been in the 13k+ range? Nobody has that kind of money.

Ahem, well, it's actually apart right now and I'm taking the head to get resurfaced tomorrow...

It's baseball cards in the spokes.

Yeah, I have no doubt he just says the last bit. He gives seconds, tenths, hundredths, and leaves off the 8 minutes part. But he seems to clearly say 'sept quatre-vingt-dix-sept,' which totally means 7.97.

30 degree intake seats FTW! I actually had to build tools to work on the top end of these engines, but they were dead easy once that was done. The only difficulty was picking up the damn head. Thing was like 50 pounds. I lost one in the hot tank one time because it was so heavy it broke a chain. That was not a…

I'ma go with the 7M-GE, solely because I have one.

7.79? Is it just me or does the guy tell him his time was 7.97 at the end? My French is terrible, so I could be wrong.

Dude, New Jersey needs to build a prison just for its cops.

Shit like this is why I am glad I no longer live in New Jersey.

Listen, I liked it when I was a kid; I think it's a great movie apart from every lyric to every song. When I think of any line from any song in that movie, I'm embarrassed for myself and everyone involved.