@two wheels are enough: With or without the Civic?

@MadCow234: So... you're saying that's your mom's house?

@Dan122186: Nah, it's simple. I think you just have to play a fugue on the nine little pedals, while manipulating the fourteen hand levers in waltz time. And when you hit 88 mph, you go back in time.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.2: I still like him better than Steinbrenner.

@OA 5599: Dyslexics have more fnu.

@Baby Beater Benz: 2XPNSV

@turbo1168: Nah, I'm pretty sure Vin Diesel knows more about NOS than you. It's spelled "NOS," by the way. Just looking out for you. And it totally blows the welds on your... um... single-piece cast intake... when you... granny-shift, not double-clutching like you should. Because everyone knows the importance of…

@Maxis47: I'unno; these are not that rare. You can find one wherever you can find a self-important 58-yr-old dentist.

@Shark249: There's a green RS in my town, with the Lotus decal and everything. I support this car.

My only question:

@spiegel1 — Bert murdered Ernie.: Which word?

This is a brilliant car, but I'll never buy another front-driver. I know this car has raving fanboys, but I've never been a real fan. For that kind of money, I'd buy 12 LeMons cars.

@turbodrummer14: Envy, duh.

Kawasaki H2 750cc 2-stroke triple, I guess. Or, you know, three of them welded together.

@BRAWNDO_POWERED: Oddly enough, this is what I think of.

@worthless_cos: Might be somebody on it.

Jalopnik coat of arms.

I want to say DeTomaso Pantera, but I still hold on to the hope that I will own one some day.

Almost exactly the same thing happened in Edison, New Jersey, when I lived there in 1994. It was absolutely surreal.

If they've swapped in the independent rear suspension off the non-wagon version, that would be important.