Civic kid?

@bmoreDLJ: And don't forget the steering.

@JC Whitless: Verdamp lang her. It means something like, it's been a damn long time. Very big hold-your-lighters-up anthem in Germany.

@Timtoolman, now with power tools!: I only use irregardless properly.

Too much money, but I want the car.

This restores my faith in humanity.

The headlights are...

There's one of these in my town. It's blue.

Fix the turn signal.

@Fat Tire: He says "tire busted." Then he says "my joints hurt." He has to repeat "joints" a couple times because the cameraman is apparently deaf.

This is a really cool idea, and I want to build one, but the vanity plates are making me sick.

I keep looking at Cressidas locally on Craigslist, and they're $400. Perfect LeMons machine, if you do the headbolts. 'Cause remember they'll let go even at mileage that low.

This kind of reminds me of when Alan Pakula was killed in a freak accident by road debris going through his windshield. It's a mad world.

I love watching videos of car crashes.

My grandfather is 97. That's so old, he has two Buicks.

Yeah, this looks like one of those "I'm selling it because I don't know why there's a turbo bearing in the oil pan" jobs. You can't trust builders who have ideas like that body kit to create something that works. I'll hit the pipe.

I liked the Wraith. John Cassavetes' son was in it. It blew the welds on my intake manifold...

Picture 5 reminds me of the picture of Donald Campbell's Bluebird II being wheeled out of the garage before the epic run in 1935.