Ten Two & Four would be a Dr Pepper show.

I think droids only count as cars if they use wheels. I want to sit on an astromech droid’s dome and go for a ride.

I don’t know if auto industry profits will hold. Barring a medical breakthrough, everybody who has the money/security to buy a new car and wants to do so might have one before too much longer.

I regularly see a first-gen Jeep Cherokee turning to rust under a shed roof that would have no such uncertainty. You can see immediately that it would be totally unsafe to drive. If it ran.

If your loads aren’t very tall there is nothing that says you couldn’t make a truck with the bed in front instead of in back. The 911 is already set up for that too.

I am disappointed that Florida Man did not appear on the scene to do something insane and accidentally get eaten by the python or something.

These images do not look better than the Corvette to me.

I think the worst would be to do electric retrofits to rare all-original old muscle cars, like a Plymouth Superbird or something. In one stroke you would spend a lot of money, destroy its classic car value, destroy a piece of automotive history, and you’d get something that still has 1970s-era safety and probably…

That is, essentially, some peak colonizer bullshit.

the one vehicle everyone tries to avoid riding in

No, the greatest Grand Cherokee ever is the 5.9L Limited.

I think part of the problem with assessing this by state is that the terrifying drivers in some states are concentrated in certain areas. Missouri in general? Sure, I can totally see it being in the best drivers list, especially with the relatively lax enforcement in many areas. St Louis metro specifically? When the…

I say you like what you like, but personally I’ll be happy to see stick-and-clutch transmissions finally die off. It’s so frustrating to find a car on the web that looks like exactly what I want and then realize the dealership listed the transmission incorrectly.

The Fastum and the Delirium Furiosum

I think there are more than 2 popes today. But since different popes no longer go to war you don’t hear so much about them unless you’re a member of the appropriate religion.

Maybe they should target a different audience. Lower it a little, plaster it with black plastic panels, stick a “Type R” badge on it....

I know nothing of this. Erasers are for people who make mistakes.

The roads are still a lot emptier than they were this time last year, so it’s going to be a lot easier to enjoy a really fast car.

If only workers could form some kind of collective organization to help them stand against the abuses of people who run unions. I have this vision of a system where the workers could elect a spokesman to bargain with the union leaders over how funds would be used, and threaten to refuse to do union work if they can’t…

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Just look at all the cheese and insane plot devices they wrapped around the big pod race!