My immediate reaction to those pictures was that it looks a lot like a Dodge Magnum from the side.

Clearly there is only one answer: the Edsel.

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

I got the same kind of reaction right after I got my first BMW. It’s billed as the “ultimate driving machine”, so of course I took it up to a driving range. But people got all upset and there was yelling and waving of golf clubs. I guess they weren’t fans of imports.

I prefer (out to in) red-amber-white. Red brake lights wrapped around the corner, turn signal next alternating with a side-mounted lamp, backup light on the inside. And I prefer the front lights to sorta-match - headlights on the outside, turn signals next alternating with a side-mounted lamp.

A lot of the really common SUV/crossover models I see are more like station wagons with a little off road styling, just like silly trunk lid spoilers on cheap sedans were sport styling. Minivans replaced station wagons in the market, now they are themselves being replaced by the new-style wagon. It's the circle of…

They totally went the wrong way with this. They should have made the rear spoiler bigger and taller. And added a big lip up front. And also removed the passenger seat.

Why no mention of the motorized recliner DUI?

I drove my old truck with leaking AC for years. Wasn’t worth fixing it. Now and then if the summer got hot enough I would buy a can of refrigerant with leak sealer and charge it, by the time it emptied the worst of the heat was over.

A spoiler that looks cheap and tacky, as opposed to all the other regular street car spoilers?

My mobility startup is Sittr. You log in and agree to a modest per-minute fee, then you sit down and wait for the world to come to you. If you wait long enough, something you want is sure to come by and you can acknowledge it in the app and stop paying.

The hard part is deciding that I no longer want (or am reasonably able) to own the vehicle. Once that’s done, I don’t care where it goes.

I don’t usually eat while driving, but I’ll drink water or some cola-ish soft drink and snack on Ritz crackers at stops.

What about holograms in the seats? You know, a fake passenger for the HOV lanes, or a fake driver to go along with autonomous capabilities so people don’t realize you’re not paying attention.

I want a Waterford Crystal shifter.

Perhaps the next project Jeep should start with a metal detector, a shovel, and a trip to Tahoe.

Car keys are one of those weird little things that highlight random social conventions that have no real reason to exist today.

If you only need one gauge, shouldn’t you also only need one pedal?

I hope I’m not the only one who saw “BM cup” and immediately thought “bowel movement”.

I think legally speaking in my state a Jeep can be registered as either car or truck.