What, no hand-painted option where every car has unique brush marks?

2nd: Not sure that balances out the noose thing.

Booze and race cars go together better than peanut butter and jelly. (When you’re watching them, of course, not driving them. Don’t do that.)

Funny story: Several years back I decided to put $2-3k toward replacing all the worn items and putting good new tires on my old pickup. The value of having it available was way more than the sale/trade value. I had done maybe 1/2-2/3 of the work when it was totaled. The rubber flaps and whiskers weren’t even worn off…

For years I’ve thought that the single center-mounted exhaust tip on some cars looked like an anus.

Aim higher. Write a message on the moon.

Are the French prepared to deploy this against rioters if the police don’t want to be too close to the fire hose? You never know when somebody’s favorite team might win or lose a soccer game.

As a kid I saw tractors parked on the main street in one nearby town. The Mennonites couldn’t have cars (modern tech), but they could have tractors (farm tool) so they’d take them up the highway and in to town on errands. The same area also had Amish rolling around town in horse and buggy.

It’s OK (aside from that hood), but KITT was the Pontiac Firebird equivalent so obviously that’s better.

I live in an area where the large city streets are disintegrating faster than the highways through the city and they are unable to keep up with treating and clearing streets in winter. I don’t know what would happen if they added more city streets.

That looks really tiring. Maybe if this driving thing goes well for him he’ll make some money and be able to afford to option the automatic in his next car.

I mostly see the USB trident printed horizontally. There is an official document outlining how it should be used, but I don’t know what it says about orientation.

Anybody else remember the Mustang Cobra “mystic” paint?

I have heard a story that in the days of the Model T “Tin Lizzie” some people got in to trouble for hanging a pair of coconuts from the bumper and putting up a sign saying “you can’t call me Lizzie anymore”.

You’re passing 2-3 hours north of me. A little closer and I’d offer you a coffee for fixable problems or whiskey for not-fixable problems. Because I’m a total enabler.

When is Ford going to give us an Edsel-inspired electric crossover?

I always thought the Flex was a crossover.

I think the Subaru Legacy thing isn’t uncommon - you buy something nice, but then it’s too nice to actually use it. Give it some time, slowly invest in a few protective bits, let the newness wear off. The Crosstrek could easily have led to the same kind of doubts: “the manual transmission and small engine suck on my…

“Drink more water, you asshole!” “You haven’t got enough money for that,” “Remember your posture!” and “Don’t you cry” are just a few things I’d need to hear throughout the day to get me through.

Dodge Magnum SRT8? Dodge Ram SRT-10? Ford F150 Lightning? Though I’m not sure how comfortable any of those are.