COOT

4/23/15

Agent Rockstar is an old friend and I just want to hear what he has to say.

4/22/15

I wouldn't mind hearing how well it works for you.

4/21/15

So, he welched on the handshake deal.

4/19/15

People’s Liberation Army. You know, the ones who are hacking everything.

4/17/15

How good is 911 service with that device?

4/16/15

I wear tightie-whities like that guy from Breaking Bad. They were good enough for my old man and they're good enough for me. I get them for two bucks a pair from the Chinaman down the street.

I wear tightie-whities like that guy from Breaking Bad. They were good enough for my old man and they're good enough…

4/15/15

What about those ceramic, non-stick pans? Are they any good?

4/14/15

This whole world is going fucking nuts.

4/14/15

You didn’t mention what the gas mileage is.

4/10/15

You'd be much better off buying an ear cleaning kit at the pharmacy. Sticking Q-Tips in your ear is not a good idea.

4/9/15

Don't do this while you're standing in line and you'll be fine.

4/5/15

Braids might be nice.

4/5/15

It would take hedge clippers for this guy's ear hair.

4/1/15

Excellent, as usual.

3/28/15

It would be interesting to see somebody pull into a New Jersey construction site in one of these.

3/27/15

Another excellent and exciting article, Tyler.

3/23/15

In Canada? Not a chance in hell.

3/20/15

Is it any different than cooking in a microwave?

3/16/15

Ontario feels your pain.

3/16/15

Age and gravity are related. The older you get, the longer gravity has been tugging at your skin. The only way to beat it is to have the skin tightened by getting a facelift.