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People’s Liberation Army. You know, the ones who are hacking everything.

How good is 911 service with that device?

How good is 911 service with that device?

I wear tightie-whities like that guy from Breaking Bad. They were good enough for my old man and they're good enough for me. I get them for two bucks a pair from the Chinaman down the street.

I wear tightie-whities like that guy from Breaking Bad. They were good enough for my old man and they're good enough

What about those ceramic, non-stick pans? Are they any good?

What about those ceramic, non-stick pans? Are they any good?

This whole world is going fucking nuts.

You didn’t mention what the gas mileage is.

You'd be much better off buying an ear cleaning kit at the pharmacy. Sticking Q-Tips in your ear is not a good idea.

Don't do this while you're standing in line and you'll be fine.

Don't do this while you're standing in line and you'll be fine.

Braids might be nice.

Braids might be nice.

It would take hedge clippers for this guy's ear hair.

It would take hedge clippers for this guy's ear hair.

Excellent, as usual.

It would be interesting to see somebody pull into a New Jersey construction site in one of these.

Another excellent and exciting article, Tyler.

In Canada? Not a chance in hell.

Is it any different than cooking in a microwave?

Is it any different than cooking in a microwave?

Ontario feels your pain.

Age and gravity are related. The older you get, the longer gravity has been tugging at your skin. The only way to beat it is to have the skin tightened by getting a facelift.

Save your money. There is no way that thing works. You'll get your turkey neck like everybody else—a lot sooner than you think.

There was a rumor going around that The Rolling Stones used to visit Switzerland on a regular basis to have their blood replaced with that of young donors. The fact that they're still around and kicking after a lifetime of drug abuse makes one wonder if it's true.

Accept it. It's happening automatically, every hour.