Logic! They should just change the name of the asian one to “Suzy Wong” filter, or maybe the “’Me so horny whore’ from Full Metal Jacket” filter.

“My point is it takes some wind from the sails when his descendants lawyers are approving this and legitimizes it.”

That’s like Uncle Tom saying “why, yes. That is my cabin.”

Well, I read “nothinbutnet” as “not in the but, net” and I am very offended.

Not a toupee... Should always be referred to as the “T.J. Hooker Combat Wig” (tm).

Apocalypse Now.

Delivered by Guy Fieri-

My grandmother used to haul out this old New England chestnut: “you kids are runnin’ around like a fart in a mitten!”

This movie sucked because it had one laugh in it. One! And, it was a pretty lame joke to begin with... Same reason why Olympus Has Fallen sucked, while White House Down was actually pretty watchable.

Gay friend of mine had “T-BAGGR” for a couple of years, until a disgruntled fellow employee reported it and the state took it away. Luckily, because like a year later the Tea Party became a thing, and he would have been embarrassed... Back when that was just something known to teh gheys, it actually worked as…

Honestly, The Dark Forest is my favorite sci-fi novel of all time, followed closely by The Three Body Problem. Can’t get them out of my head.

Watergate.

It is the damn Trisolarians, I tell ya!

Hey, wait... I use Bing....

Fuck, you’re dense. Get a hobby.

No, no there isn’t.

Big difference between the Nazi leadership and the front pew sitters with party pins pretending not to notice the cattle cars rolling past town...

Duh, that’s mandarin, racist.

I’m gonna keep posting this until it becomes a thing.